My Version of what can go straight into Room 101

So, from having random chats with people in work, or just catching up on tv, sometimes you just think, nope i’m not about that and the world would be a better place without it. 

I don’t know if you have seen the TV show Room 101, but it’s basically where some celebrities talk about what annoys them and the winner (the most annoying) is put into Room 101 (a void of no return). For example, people who don’t pick up there dogs business, it’s not that hard, someone could step in that and it’s smelly, so just pick it up. (I’m confident this one should live in room 101 for the rest of existence.) 

You may agree, or you may not but I can confidently say that these things should go into the void of no return and well, not return

1.Overpaid Footballers who roll around on the floor – WHY DO YOU DO IT – I don’t understand, I’ve been knocked harder by the bed frame I knock my knee into every morning and you don’t see me grabbing my knee and calling for help. Get up and play the game that your fans want to see! To Daisy’s Room 101 you go…

2. Fishy Foods in the Workplace… – I love fish, I’m all for it, but if it you’re going to have it don’t heat it up in the microwave in work, walk it back to your desk and let the office smell it for the next three days. You, my fishy friend, can go straight to Room 101

Well this is theraupetic. I am aware it sounds like i’m having a moan but hopefully it is a relatable moan. You know when you sit with friends and say something and everyone goes “same!!!”, Well that’s the vibe I am going for… anyway, carrying on…

3. People who click for there servers – Having worked in hospitality, I have experienced this first hand and oh my goodness is it rude. We are human beings please treat everyone like them. This has to be near the top of Room 101 ultimates, just don’t do it. Please.

4. People who don’t indicate when driving – This one is just my inner road rage coming out. But seriously. It is there for a reason. Use your indicator, let the rest of the world know if you’re going left or right. As the great meerkat once said “simples”! 

In true Room 101 style I’m going to have to reject some suggestions from other posts out there… sorry but there’s limited space in this room and these just didn’t make the cut for Daisy’s Room 101.

1. People who dress up pets – My dog is adorable, with or without cute outfits, but if you want to tell me that a pug dressed up as a minion belongs in room 101, then I’m afraid I’m going to have to veto that straight away. I mean just look at him.

2. Reality TV – Yes it is rubbish, it is full of people slightly detached from the real world, BUT are you telling me if you are hungover on a Sunday, keeping one eye open, that there is anything better to have on.

3. Ice cream Vans – Whoever said this can’t be British. Because there is nothing more british than hearing those wonderful chimes from the local ice cream van, in the middle of December, in torrential rain.

4. Glitter – Yep you read right, I have seen glitter as something someone wanted to put in Room 101 and I have just one thing to say, ABSOLUTELY NOT. It may go everywhere, and you may find glitter in your hair a week after even having any on, but it is so sparkly and pretty and fun. So lighten up and put some glitter on that grumpy smile!

Anyway, have a ponder and think about what you would send straight to your Room 101!